"THE SMILE DICTIONARY" Written by Gloria Short (TeacherGS3@aol.com or GloriaS@aol.com) "remote staffer" for America Online. (This is the October 20, 1996 update version from the previous November 8, 1991 version I wrote.) It contains a few "new" additions. The new additions are ASCII art and a few more smiley faces. If you like it please send e-mail to: glorias@aol.com (or) teachergs3@aol.com Or, you can drop a post card in U.S. mail, showing me what your city/state you live in looks like. I collect post cards from around the world, so why not send me yours!!! :-) So far I've collected 1,325 post cards, so please add yours to my collection. Thank you! Mail to: Attention: GLORIA SHORT P. O. BOX 840997 HOUSTON, TEXAS 77284-0997 ---------------------------------------------------- / ^ ^ \ { (O) (O) } ___________oOOOo__U______oOOOo_______ *** HELP I'M ON A CLIFF HANGER!!! *** ___________oooO_________ ( )___________ ( ) ) / \ ( ( / \_) \\\//// | | <== A freaked out newbie computer user (.) (.) ******oOO**( )**OOo****** ("`-/")_.-'"``-._ . . `; -._ )-;-,_`) <== Sit Your Dog on your top of your computer monitor (v_,)' _ )`-.\ ``-' _.- _..-_/ / ((.' ((,.-' ((,/ _ _/| \'o.0' =(___)= <== Your Kitty Kat too! U /\_/\ ( o.o ) <=== Scared kitty on your monitor > ^ < /\_/\ ( o o ) <=== Weirdo Kitty on your monitor ==_Y_== `-' /\_/\ <=== Kitty on a 50 hour Internet web surf |o -| =(__*__)= ,' U ', :-* Oops ~~:-( Net.flame O |-) Net.religion 8 :-I Net.unix-wizards X-( Net.suicide E-:-I Net.ham-radio :-O oops :-P nyahhhh! :-P Sticking your tongue out at your monitor screen C=}>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin. }:^#}) Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin. All of the above are my new additions! Gloria Short :-) =========================================================== Also, here are eight new additions. d<--my cap :<--my Hazel eyes d:)& <--me smiling at you qB)& <--me in Hip Hop outfit o<]:)& <--in Santas cap d8:)& <--in Desert Fox Goggles d8)& <--Goggles over eyes =========================================================== These are my previous ones from November 8, 1991 when I was on PC-LINK. Ahhhhhh.....the days of MS-DOS. :-) :-) Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix. ;-) Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley. :-( Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something. :-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smiley :-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-). >:-> User just made a really devilish remark. >;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones: (-: User is left handed %-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight :*) User is drunk [:] User is a robot 8-) User is wearing sunglasses B:-) Sunglasses on head ::-) User wears normal glasses B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses 8:-) User is a little girl :-)-8 User is a Big girl :-{) User has a mustache :-{} User wears lipstick {:-) User wears a toupee }:-( Toupee in an updraft :-[ User is a Vampire :-E Bucktoothed vampire :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-7 User juust made a wry statement :-* User just ate something sour :-)~ User drools :-~) User has a cold :'-( User is crying :'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying :-@ User is screaming :-# User wears braces :^) User has a broken nose :v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way :_) User's nose is sliding off of his face :<) User is from an Ivy League School :-& User is tongue tied. =:-) User is a hosehead -:-) User is a punk rocker -:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) :=) User has two noses +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office `:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning ,:-) Same thing...other side |-I User is asleep |-O User is yawning/snoring :-Q User is a smoker :-? User smokes a pipe O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least) :-P Nyahhhh! :-S User just made an incoherent statement :-D User is laughing (at you!) :-X User's lips are sealed :-C User is really bummed <|-) User is Chinese <|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes :-/ User is skeptical C=:-) User is a chef @= User is pro-nuclear war *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat :-o Uh oh! (8-o It's Mr. Bill! *:o) And Bozo the Clown! 3:] Pet smilie 3:[ Mean Pet smilie d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator :-9 User is licking his/her lips %-6 User is braindead [:-) User is wearing a walkman (:I User is an egghead <:-I User is a dunce K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie @:-) User is wearing a turban :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :-: Mutant Smiley The invisible smiley .-) User only has one eye ,-) Ditto...but he's winking X-( User just died 8 :-) User is a wizard C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies. :) Midget smiley :] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend =) Variation on a theme... :} - What should we call these? (what?) :) - Happy :> - what? :@ - what? :D - Laughter :I - Hmmm... :( - Sad :[ - Real Downer :< - what? :{ - what? :O - Yelling ? :C - what? :Q - what? :,( - Crying [] - Hugs and :* - Kisses |I - Asleep |^o -Snoring :-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco :-1 smiley bland face :-! " :-@ smiley face screaming :-#| smiley face with bushy mustache :-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut :-% smiley banker :-6 smiley after eating something sour :^) smiley with pointy nose (righty) :-7 smiley after a wry statement 8-) smiley swimmer ? :-* smiley after eating something bitter :-& smiley which is tongue-tied :-0 smiley orator smiley invisible man (:-( unsmiley frowning (:-) smiley big-face ):-) " ):-( unsmiley big-face )8-) scuba smiley big-face =:-) smiley punk-rocker =:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) +:-) smiley priest :-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose :-e disappointed smiley :-t cross smiley :-i semi-smiley :-o smiley singing national anthem :-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) :-[ un-smiley blockhead :-] smiley blockhead :-{ smiley variation on a theme :-} ditto {:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle }:-) above in an updraft :-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose :-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment :-d lefty smiley razzing you g-) smiley with ponce-nez glasses :-j left smiling smilely :-k beats me, looks like something, tho. :-l y. a. s. :-: mutant smiley :-\ undecided smiley :-| "have an ordinary day" smiley ;-) winking smiley :-< real sad smiley :-> y.a.s. :-z y.a.c.s. :-x "my lips are sealed" smiley :-c bummed out smiley :-v talking head smiley :v) left-pointing nose smiley :-b left-pointing tongue smiley :-/ lefty undecided smiley :-? smilely smoking a pipe .-] one-eyed smilely ,-} wry and winking 0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) :-=) older smiley with mustache :u) smiley with funny-looking left nose :n) smiley with funny-looking right nose :< midget unsmiley :> midget smiley }:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin :-) ha ha ~~:-( net.flame |-) hee hee O |-) net.religion |-D ho ho :-> hey hey 8 :-I net.unix-wizards :-( boo hoo X-( net.suicide :-I hmm E-:-I net.ham-radio :-O uh oh >:-I net.startrek :-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net.pets |-P yuk :-} beard :-{ mustache :-# braces :-X bow tie :-Q smoker <:I dunce (:I egghead @:I turban 8-) glasses B-) horn-rims 8:-) glasses on forehead :-8( condescending stare ;-) wink >:-< mad Drama :-( Comedy :-) Surpise :-o Suspense 8-| Male :- Female >- Birth |-O Death 8-# Infinity 8